Hilarious! Check out the funniest lies you have been told during your childhood

Their is an adage that says that if u don't do foolish things when you are young then u won't remember any funny thing when you are old. You can't change your past but you can cleanse your memories.

Everyone told a lie at some point in their life, some lies are hilarious that after been told you laugh at it.

I think lies can be one of the craziest or funniest thing we have ever done and nobody deny that.

Examples of lies been told are if i eat the seed of an orange a tree will grow in my tummy, if you drink coconut water or play with sand, you wouldn't know your book. Sometimes it’s for their own good. Sometimes it’s because the truth of the adult world is too complicated for their teeny brains to comprehend.

let me share my own greatest lie here.

mine was when i went to visit my girlfriend i told my mum that i was going to my friend house so i collected her car key and take her car along, when she noticed i have stayed long she decided to call me on phone. when she called me, i was already at one joint with my girlfriend, i quickly rushed to the car, I start the car then made the car to make a kind of vooooooooo noise. when she asked where i was i told her that i am stuck in traffic with that kind of noise i exhibited with the car, she didn't doubt me

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